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Jay-Z isn’t the only one who can rap about babies

January 10, 2012

So Jay-Z and Beyonce had a baby. The new dad wasted no time in releasing a new song with sincere, personal, heartfelt lyrics about his new baby girl. It even has the kid crying at the end. How sweet. Whatever. I’m over it. I have a new baby girl too! I can rap about babies AND play the ukulele. Where’s your uke at Mr. Carter? Consider this a baby-rap throwdown. If Jay-Z doesn’t have a response to this, I’m going to take that as a concession that my rap was better. Enjoy.